


i did the dishes because i didn’t know what to say.

patrick, i don’t think wumbo is a real word.

i spilt coffee on a stranger and they gave me a hug.

i ate a donut and didn’t feel bad about it.

i wrote an epitaph a week after being called home.

i asked my roommate for a title, but he couldn’t think of one.

a list of questions for no one to answer.
